madscientistatwork replied to your post: So on the good news: Just finished my book…. I have swords, pleanty of swords, I can either train you up on them, you can hire me for protection or the problem can lets say be eliminated. In addition how are you doing and when are you gonna show your head somewhere? Heya haha thanks I might need to swing a sword to keep the bastard back. Im doing...
So on the good news: Just finished my book. Norwegian Wood. It was beautiful and great and I cried like a little baby at work afterwards. Then a song by Jason Mraz came on and it fitted so well I was even worse. Seriously go read it. On the Bad news: There is a guy hanging at my work just staring at me doing odd jobs for my bosses without getting paid etc etc etc. He also has taken a shine to my...
To work for an unspecified amount of time….
Mum’s friend just came over and I’m in my room in my jimjams not wanting to go see here. She’s gone now and all I can think is I HOPE SHE BROUGHT CAKE Her cakes are the tits
augustcasper: i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT