Sometimes when I get a text late at night I leave it with the express purpose of giving me something to be like oooo about in the morning. I’ve woken up on so many mornings to texts from orange.
Caliban where are you in this tempest.
IAN MCKELLEN I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU
Just a post to the guys who do actually use my account to access tumblr. Please don’t look at my messages, I know when you have because I’m expecting a bright red one above the box and it doesnt come because it has already been clicked on. Please don’t. It’s rude. I’ve waited for that message almost all day and thought that they were just not replying.
Just a quick run down of what my life consists of right now. - I go to work - Come home and make sure mum is ok - Make tea/lunch give her a cuppa etc. Wash up/Clean/whatever needs doing - I sit with mum until she goes to bed, knit with her, watch telly basically make sure she is happy - Go upstairs work for a few hours on uni work maybe do some writing - Go to sleep to get up tomorrow and do it...
So I was just thinking. Do I actually know ANYONE who is emotionally stable? I mean seriously. If any of you guys are please speak up. I just don’t think it is actually possible for someone to be totally emotionally or mentally stable.
glitterpen1s: you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
HEY GUYS DRUNK BLOGGING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THIS SHIT BITCHES You guys should of been there at vickis party bitches. Vickies party was the tits. I Miss Kirsty as she is amazing. I WIll miss vicki when she goes to uni. Eughrfgwesfb sdkbcf
So depending on people I might be going out tonight or I might not. At the same time I definitely have to go to the hospital (nought serious) in a few mins. My problemo is clothing. Now do I wear something casual and risk turning up at the troll cart looking less like a birthday party more like lets chill in the house or Do I dress up. Or do the...
Fuck you Martham you are such a shit little village. Im so fucking lonely here. I hate it.
Omg I just tweeted @realjohngreen and left him the creepiest hash tag of #togetherAlone Oh god I did not mean for that to sound so horrifically stalkerish. I actually meant the sensation of being together with a large group of people but simultaneously being alone. Oh dear lord someone tell the man i dont want to go to frat parties and be alone with him together. Words, ladies and gentlemen, are...
kiwibutt: teppelin: jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS I’m crying someone please anyone make Hakuna My Tatas a sexual term thing. Urban Dictionary this shit.
I got Twitter @CharlotteGislam I’m late to the party help me become less of a skulker on the web to an active member. I twit about what I’m reading. Life. Boring shit. I don’t know use me as a case study for your psychology/sociology/whatever class.
This is one more piece of advice I have for you: don’t get impatient. Even if...– Norwegian Wood, Haruki Murakami (via quote-book)
thebananahammer: I want a t-shirt that says “I’m a strong, independent English major and I don’t need no math”
i think I might have broken my toe…
crockercorp: it’s dark. you hear a noise from somewhere in your house so you go to investigate. you cautiously open a closed door and turn on the light. inside, you see him. zac efron. he is putting plastic heads in every game box you own. “you gotta get your head in the game” he whispers, staring intently at your own head with a frightening look in his eyes. Ladies and Gentlemen The Night...
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The...– John Rogers (via barrier-trio)
Sister is ill with the chicken pox I’m taking all her hours Oh hello 60 hours a week now with a nice lovely zero days off. Just think of the money Charlotte Think of it.