thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
ianthonyisreal: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? There’s a joke there between stoned and rocks but I can’t seem to make it
nagei: zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a follower it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
Repair Her Armor: Clothes I'm forced to wear in... →
repair-her-armor: [Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.] 1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than…
queenlisasimpson: *straight person logs on to Tumblr* *posts “same love” by macklemore in the gay rights tag* *leans back in chair* Ah yes I have helped the gays.
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13 and i’m like OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
I have met with but one or two persons in the course of my life who understood...– Henry David Thoreau (via between-letters)
She wanted to die, but she also wanted to live in Paris.– Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary (via debourbon)
timelordemort: procrastination is going to be the death of me but not now maybe later
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
Haruki Murakami and the Art of Japanese... →
murakamistuff: An article via The New Yorker on Murakami, his new book and translation work. “The fact that I have been able to become a professional working novelist is, even now, a great surprise to me,” Murakami wrote in an e-mail three days before the release of “Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage.” He added: “In fact, each and every thing that has happened over the past...
zestyoranges: shibbins: squadala
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
buffdaddyjohn: ybee: ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist help #ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T
hotweiners: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.